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Yuyuko is a good girl who really likes her melons, she also has melons, massive ones, she is canonically obese and due to this has a groom of the stool (youmu konpaku) to wipe her ass for her after she has taken a fat smelly dookie in the potty

Story

Listen close, and listen hard,

The tale of Saigyouji Yuyuko

This dreadful girl she sees no wrong

Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long

Chewing, chewing all day long.chewing,

Chewing all day long.

Chewing, chewing all day long.

She goes on chewing till at last

Her chewing muscles go so fast.

And from her face her giant chin

Sticks out just like a violin

Chewing, chewing all day long. chewing,

Chewing all day long.

Chewing, chewing all day long

For years and years she chews away

Her jaw gets stronger every day.

And with one great tremendous chew

They bite the poor girls tongue in two

And that is why we try so hard

To save miss Saigyouji Yuyuko

Chewing, chewing all day long chewing,

Chewing all day long

Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long

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