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"Miko" redirects here. You may be looking for Shrine Maiden, which is pronounced '地球温暖化ちと基地と気テイン今見' in Japanese.

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Toyosatomimi no Miko is a poggers saint born with high intelligence and a massive dick! They became interested in Taoism (the best religion ever!) after hearing about it from Sega Saturn, as it provided immortality and superhuman strength. They followed the steps of Jesus Christ; however, they were afraid to undergo this process alone, so Futanari assisted Miko as any good bro would do. Their resurrection was prevented by stinky Buddhist Monkeys, and then a poopoo temple was landed directly above their amazing and epic mausoleum.

Eventually, they were able to respawn during Ten Desires (Second best game, LoLK is better). Opposed to living directly under a shitty temdle of an inferior religion, they created her own world for hermits, Senkai~✨

She is a known trans icon and was the 44th president of the United States with curent plans for re-election.

guys i dont like futa :(

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