Touhou Soccer Moushuuden: Youmu and Reisen's Scenario: Match 01

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	妖夢の章 西行寺快食の友 VS 二羽のウサギチーム	Youmu's Scenario Saigyouji Gluttons VS Team Dual Rabbits
	情報	Briefing
Youmu	うどんげさんは狂気の瞳でGKのバランスを崩して きます。 ゴール前ではうどんげさんに気をつけてください。	Ms. Udonge can throw the GK of their balance using her Lunatic Eyes. Please be careful of Ms. Udonge when she's in front of goal.
Youmu	てゐのパスはほとんどカットできませんが、 本人に得点能力はありませんのでマークの必要は ありません。	Tewi's pass basically can't be intercepted, but her stats are not very high so there's no need to mark her.
Yuyuko	私と妖夢で中盤を支配すれば負ける事はないわね。	With Youmu and I to control the midfield, there's no way we can lose.
	キックオフ	Kickoff
Yuyuko	いくわよ～～♪ 終わったらすぐに鍋の用意よ。	Let's go♪ And let's quickly prepare the stew after this.
Youmu	わかっています、幽々子様！	Understood, Lady Yuyuko!
	ロビングシュート	Lobbing Shot
Tewi	私はたの脇役…	I'm a sub-character, huh...
Youmu	大丈夫です、名無しのキーパーさん！ そのてゐのシュート力は全キャラでも最弱です から！	It'll be fine, Ms. Nameless Keeper! That Tewi's shot power is the weakest among all the characters!
Tewi	油断しているとウサギにクビを飛ばされるよ！	Underestimate this rabbit and she will make your head spin!
	てゐに点を取られると	After Tewi scores
Youmu	そ、そんなバカな…	T, that's impossible...
Yuyuko	これは終わったらお仕置きが必要ね。	It seems I'll need to give out some punishment after this.
Youmu	サッカーの基本は取られたら取り返すです！ 今度はこっちの番です！	The basics of soccer is to return the favor when you've been scored on! This time, it's our turn!
Tewi	ウサウサ♪	Bun-bun♪
	スタジアム	Stadium
Yuyuko	兎鍋～兎鍋～。 久々にお腹に溜まりそうね～ それじゃ早速…って	Rabbit stew, rabbit stew! It looks like we'll have a filling meal for once. Now then, let's hurry and...
Yuyuko	あれ？あれれ？ 妖夢？ どこいったの？	Eh, ehhh? Youmu? Where did you go?
Yuyuko	あれーー！？ 二羽の兎もいないーーー！！！？	Ehhhhh!? The two rabbits disappeared!?
	竹林	Bamboo Thickets
Youmu	はぁ、はぁ… なんとか、逃げ延びたみたいですね。	*pant pant*... It looks like we managed to escape.
Reisen	試合終了でわずかに気の緩んだ隙に 逃げるなんて… ここまでやる必要あったの？	Did you really need to go that far...? To wait until after the match and run the moment she dropped her guard was...
Youmu	ええ… 幽々子様はあれでかなり鋭いお方ですから… ただ逃げただけだとすぐに追いつかれたでしょうね…	Yes... Lady Yuyuko is quite sharp about things like that... If we just ran away normally, she would've caught us...
Tewi	うちの薬師とためをはれそうな鋭さね。	As sharp as our doctor, huh.
Youmu	でもま、ここまで来れば幽々子様も諦めてくださ る……かな？	But since we've gotten this far, Lady Yuyuko probably gave up... I think.
Reisen	いいの？ 主人を裏切ったりして。	Is it really okay? For you to betray your master, I mean.
Youmu	裏切ったつもりはないですよ。 でもあなた方も見捨てるわけにもいきません。 まぁなにかお土産を持って帰れば大丈夫ですよ。	I'm not really betraying her. I couldn't just leave you two alone. It should be fine as long as I bring something back for her.
Kotohime	はい、そこの三人！！いや、二羽と0.5人！！ 動かないで！	OK, you 3 over there!! Or rather, you 2-and-a-half!! Don't move!
Youmu	へ？ あの……どなたですか？	Eh? Um... who might you be?
Kotohime	幻想郷警備隊よ！ 鈴仙・優曇華院・イナバ…おかしな名ね… 貴方を未成年者略取誘拐の罪で逮捕するわ！	The Gensokyo Defense Force! Reisen Udongein Inaba... What a strange name... I'm arresting you under the charge of kidnapping minors!
Tewi	うあー、警察よー。 税金泥棒の警察よー。	Aah, it's the police! The lazy public servants!
Reisen	そんな！！わたしがいったい何を！？ すぐ隣にもっと罪状いっぱいありそうなのがいる んですけど！？	No way!! What have I done!? The one standing next to me deserves to be arrested a lot more, you know!?
Tewi	まったくよ！！ この通り魔！！！	What the!? You're the passing thief!!
Youmu	斬る事で真実を見つけ出しているだけですよ！！ ていうか……誰が誰を誘拐したんですか？	I'll reveal the truth with my sword!! Actually... who's kidnapping who again?
Kotohime	しらを切るつもり！？ 鈴仙・優曇華院・イナバ…略してうどんげさんが そこの魂魄妖夢さんを誘拐したって通報があった のよ！	Are you trying to play dumb!? I've been informed that Reisen Udongein Inaba or Ms. Udonge for short had kidnapped you, Ms. Youmu Konpaku!
Reisen	あー、……ちなみに誰が通報したの？	Ahh... by the way, who told you that?
Kotohime	通報者の権利は守れています。 あなた方に教える義務はありません！！	The informant has a right to privacy. I have no obligation to tell you who it is!
Tewi	待って！！鈴仙ちゃんは悪くないウサ！！	Wait!! Reisen didn't do anything bad-bun!!
Kotohime	何を今更…	What are you saying now...?
Reisen	あ・・・てゐが語尾にウサを付ける時は 決まって…	Ah... when Tewi ends her sentences with "-bun", that means...
Tewi	鈴仙ちゃんは生まれついて少女嗜好性愛の傾向が あるウサ。 毎日座薬で治療を続けているけど、まだ完治して ないウサ。	Reisen was born with a fetish for young girls-bun. We've tried to treat it with suppositories, but she hasn't fully healed yet-bun.
Tewi	鈴仙ちゃんもかわいそうな精神患者ウサーー！！	Reisen's actually a pitiful mental patient-buunnnn!!
Kotohime	そ、そうだったの… ごめんなさい、あなたがそんな病状をわずらって いるなんて…	S, so that's how it is... I'm so sorry, I didn't think you were ill with such a disease...
Youmu	どんどん、ひどい事になっていきますね…	This took a turn for the malicious...
Reisen	てゐ・・・・・・・・・ とにかく、今はこの状況を何とかするのよ！！！	Tewi...... Anyway, we have to do something about this situation!!
Kotohime	ふふふ、いいわ…さぁ、私にあなた達の弾幕をみ せて頂戴！！！	Ohoho, very well... then show me your best danmaku!!

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