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...There she is.
 
...There she is.
  +
(There she is, there she is!)
 
 
''<nowiki>*Walks towards Yuka*</nowiki>''
 
''<nowiki>*Walks towards Yuka*</nowiki>''
   
 
'''Marisa'''
 
'''Marisa'''
 
Hello! ☆
 
Hello! ☆
  +
(Hellooooo! ☆)
   
 
'''Yuka'''
 
'''Yuka'''
 
Hah...nothing today, either...
 
Hah...nothing today, either...
  +
(Hahhh... Still no sign of her.)
   
 
'''Marisa'''
 
'''Marisa'''
 
Huh?
 
Huh?
  +
(Oh yeah?)
  +
 
''<nowiki>
 
''<nowiki>
 
*Turns around*</nowiki>''
 
*Turns around*</nowiki>''
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'''Yuka'''
 
'''Yuka'''
 
wh...Marisa?...Haaa...
 
wh...Marisa?...Haaa...
  +
(Whoa, Marisa! Haaah...)
   
 
'''Marisa'''
 
'''Marisa'''
 
What's up, Yuka?
 
What's up, Yuka?
  +
(What's cracking, Yuka?)
   
 
'''Yuka'''
 
'''Yuka'''
 
Have you seen Wriggle around?
 
Have you seen Wriggle around?
  +
(...You haven't seen Wriggle around, have you?)
   
 
'''Marisa'''
 
'''Marisa'''
 
Why do you ask?
 
Why do you ask?
  +
(Nah, why?)
   
 
'''Yuka'''
 
'''Yuka'''
 
....I'm pretty sure Wriggle's here somewhere.
 
....I'm pretty sure Wriggle's here somewhere.
 
 
 
''<nowiki>*Wriggle Appears*</nowiki>''
 
''<nowiki>*Wriggle Appears*</nowiki>''
   
 
'''Yuka'''
 
'''Yuka'''
 
Or at least, I have a feeling...
 
Or at least, I have a feeling...
  +
(...I'm waiting for her to come by.
  +
And when she does, i'll kick her butt...)
   
 
''<nowiki>*Kicks Wriggle Offscreen*</nowiki>''
 
''<nowiki>*Kicks Wriggle Offscreen*</nowiki>''
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'''Yuka'''
 
'''Yuka'''
 
I wanna go beat her up.
 
I wanna go beat her up.
  +
(...Right into the sky.)
 
 
I won't be satisfied knowing there might be someone like her running around.
 
I won't be satisfied knowing there might be someone like her running around.
  +
(I haven't beaten anyone up all day. I am
  +
extremely dissatisfied by this state of affairs.)
   
 
'''Marisa'''
 
'''Marisa'''
 
...Ah... I see.
 
...Ah... I see.
  +
(Ah, I... see.)
 
 
...Sorry, I guess she wasn't very interesting.
 
...Sorry, I guess she wasn't very interesting.
  +
(Sorry, i thought she'd be more interesting, really.)
   
 
'''Yuka'''
 
'''Yuka'''
 
Hah...I hope she'll show up quickly.
 
Hah...I hope she'll show up quickly.
  +
(Haaah... Won't you show up already?)
   
 
'''Marisa'''
 
'''Marisa'''
 
Quickly? You mean,like,not you?
 
Quickly? You mean,like,not you?
  +
(What's with the "haaah"s anyway?
  +
You dying or something?)
   
 
''<nowiki>*Cirno interrupts*</nowiki>''
 
''<nowiki>*Cirno interrupts*</nowiki>''
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'''Cirno'''
 
'''Cirno'''
 
Hooold uuup!
 
Hooold uuup!
  +
(Hold it RIGHT THERE!)
   
 
''<nowiki>*Pops out of sunflowers*</nowiki>''
 
''<nowiki>*Pops out of sunflowers*</nowiki>''
 
It's me, at your service!
 
It's me, at your service!
  +
(Tadaaaa! Tis I!)
 
 
 
'''Yuka'''
 
'''Yuka'''
 
...Who asked for you?
 
...Who asked for you?
  +
(...Huh? Oh, it's a fairy.)
 
 
 
I'm not looking for fairys.
 
I'm not looking for fairys.
  +
(Removed in v.2)
 
  +
 
What are you doing here?
 
What are you doing here?
 
You'll just make the flowers wilt.
 
You'll just make the flowers wilt.
  +
(What are you doing here? I'll have you know
  +
you're making my flowers wilt.)
   
 
'''Cirno'''
 
'''Cirno'''
 
You were gonna try to bully Wriggle, weren't you?
 
You were gonna try to bully Wriggle, weren't you?
  +
(Why, you! Don't play dumb! You were gonna
 
  +
bully Wriggle! I heard it all!)
  +
 
I am a friend of justice!
 
I am a friend of justice!
 
I cannot simply stand by and watch!
 
I cannot simply stand by and watch!
  +
(I am a defender of justice, and as such, i will
  +
not stand by and tolerate such... injusticeness!)
   
 
''<nowiki> *Yuka stares at Cirno*</nowiki>''
 
''<nowiki> *Yuka stares at Cirno*</nowiki>''
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...Better idea.
 
...Better idea.
 
Forget Wriggle, you'll do.
 
Forget Wriggle, you'll do.
  +
(...Well...
  +
You'll do.)
 
   
 
'''Cirno'''
 
'''Cirno'''
 
W...What?
 
W...What?
  +
(Uh... huh? Does... "Does yuldew" mean
  +
you renounce your wicked ways?)
  +
  +
''Editor's note''
  +
Cirno really is stupid, isn't she?
  +
  +
''*The community tells the editor to shut up and move on with the story*''
   
 
'''Marisa'''
 
'''Marisa'''
 
I'll help! Friends of justice are practically my breakfast!
 
I'll help! Friends of justice are practically my breakfast!
  +
(I like the cut of your jib, Yuka.)
 
 
  +
v.2 only.
  +
(Of course, i could handle a plain ol'
  +
defender of justice anyway.)
 
  +
v.2 only
  +
(And she's not even fighting for justice...
  +
Just ice! Hey-oh! Ice BURN! Literally!)
  +
 
Reimu! You want in on this too,right?
 
Reimu! You want in on this too,right?
  +
(Hey, Reimu! You know you love it! Come on!
  +
  +
''Editor''
  +
HOLD IT!
  +
Who's really the bad guys here? I mean you've got the
  +
overpowered witch, Marisa, the shrine maiden who resolves
  +
incidents by beating everyone else up, Reimu, and finally,
  +
the Ultimate Sadistic Creature, Yuka, against the idiot fairy, Cirno.
  +
I mean, how cheap can you get?
  +
  +
''*The community disagrees and beats the editor up, then moves on.*''
   
 
''<nowiki>*Reimu agrees*</nowiki>''
 
''<nowiki>*Reimu agrees*</nowiki>''

Revision as of 19:50, 4 August 2011


Story

This has two versions: the summary and the dialogue, spoken and unchanged.

If you do not understand the references, please refer to Touhou Mother: Miscellaneous for all your reference needs.

Beginning (The summary)

Reimu Hakurei checks her donation box and (surprise! It's empty) when Marisa Kirisame arrives and informs her that she is bored.
After going to Yuka's Sunflower Field and bullying Cirno, a meteor falls and Marisa ,being as bored as she was, goes to investigate (leaving Yuka in the dust.)
The meteor opened up to reveal a new threat to Gensokyo, the Starman.
After defeating him, Reimu spots a chubby human laying on the ground.
Not wanting to leave a fellow human (even a chubby one), Marisa decides to fly to the Scarlet Mansion to enlist the help of Patchouli (in the process, leaving a gaping hole in the wall in Patchy's room)
Patchouli wasn't too happy about the wall, but began to seduce Marisa.
It didn't work, as Marisa had other things in mind... like figuring out what do with Chubby.
Marisa, however was suckered into spending some "alone time" with Patchy while Reimu searches for Remilia because Patchy is "worried about her"
As Reimu reaches for the door handle, Remmy bursts in and crys to save her from Sakuya, who is wearing a strange mask!
After agreeing to help her, Reimu and Marisa faces off with Sakuya, with Patchouli assisting.

Beginning (The Actual Dialogue)

NOTE: This dialog was from the version 1 script of Touhou Mother. Things added in version two will be in parenthesis.

Story Text

One day, in Gensokyo.
At the Hakurei Shrine. (unchanged in v.2)
*Reimu checks donation box*
*Sighs*
*Marisa runs in*


Marisa

Reimuu! (Reeeimuuu!)
Well, that's unusual. (Well, THAT's unusual.)
You're actually up already! (unchanged in v.2)
Seriously, you're turning into Yukari with that super-lazy lifestyle! 

(Seriously, no offense, but you're starting to remind me of lazy ol' Yukari,)

...Or maybe it's the other way around? 

(...or maybe it's Yukari who's reminding me more of you?)

So, uh, Reimu.
I wanted to consult your incident radar.

(Aaaanyway, Reimu, I came by to consult you on the latest incidents. You're the expert, y'know.)

Has anything happened recently?

(So! What big, exciting things have been happening? ...If any?)

*Reimu looks confused*

Marisa

Well, I've got nothing else to do.
Just wondering if anything... happened.

(What, you think i'm up to something? Nah, just bored.)

*Reimu shakes head no*

Marisa

...Nothing.
Well, nothing to be worry about.
Then we've got some spare time.

(...That many, huh? Well, great. We've got to find something to do, the two of us.)

So, Reimu.
...Um, you want to go to the Sunflower Field?
...Yuka might be doing something interesting.

(Hmmm... Well, uh... I guess we could check out the Garden of the Sun.)

If Reimu says no

Marisa

Then the game can't proceed.
Sheesh, like you're busy with anything!

If Reimu says yes.

Marisa

Ok, it's settled.
(Well then, that settles that!)

*Marisa joins Reimu's party*

If you walk on the grass on the way out

Marisa

If anyone knows the v.1 line insert it here.
(Could you slow down and follow the path?)

If you try to go to the human village

Marisa

*Insert v.1 line here*
(Oh, trust me, there's nothing worth looking at
in the human village. For now, at least.)

If you try to go to the Forest of Magic

Marisa

  • Insert v.1 line here.*
(What, are we going to Alice's?
...Uh, sorry, it's just that i kinda... destroyed
her house. I'd rather, you know... stay away.
...Maybe later though.)

If you walk on the flowers on the way to the sunflower field

Marisa

  • insert v.1 line here*
(No, really, could you slow down and follow the path?)

*At Sunflower Field*

Marisa

...There she is.
(There she is, there she is!)

*Walks towards Yuka*

Marisa

Hello! ☆
(Hellooooo! ☆)

Yuka

Hah...nothing today, either...
(Hahhh... Still no sign of her.)

Marisa

Huh?
(Oh yeah?)

*Turns around*

Yuka

wh...Marisa?...Haaa...
(Whoa, Marisa! Haaah...)

Marisa

What's up, Yuka?
(What's cracking, Yuka?)

Yuka

Have you seen Wriggle around?
(...You haven't seen Wriggle around, have you?)

Marisa

Why do you ask?
(Nah, why?)

Yuka

....I'm pretty sure Wriggle's here somewhere.

*Wriggle Appears*

Yuka

Or at least, I have a feeling...
(...I'm waiting for her to come by. 
And when she does, i'll kick her butt...)

*Kicks Wriggle Offscreen*

Yuka

I wanna go beat her up. 
(...Right into the sky.)
I won't be satisfied knowing there might be someone like her running around.
(I haven't beaten anyone up all day. I am
extremely dissatisfied by this state of affairs.)

Marisa

...Ah... I see.
(Ah, I... see.)
...Sorry, I guess she wasn't very interesting.
(Sorry, i thought she'd be more interesting, really.)

Yuka

Hah...I hope she'll show up quickly.
(Haaah... Won't you show up already?)

Marisa

Quickly? You mean,like,not you?
(What's with the "haaah"s anyway? 
You dying or something?)
*Cirno interrupts*

Cirno

Hooold uuup!
(Hold it RIGHT THERE!)
*Pops out of sunflowers*
It's me, at your service!
(Tadaaaa! Tis I!)

Yuka

...Who asked for you?
(...Huh? Oh, it's a fairy.)

I'm not looking for fairys.
(Removed in v.2)
What are you doing here?
You'll just make the flowers wilt.
(What are you doing here? I'll have you know
you're making my flowers wilt.)

Cirno

You were gonna try to bully Wriggle, weren't you?
(Why, you! Don't play dumb! You were gonna
bully Wriggle! I heard it all!)
I am a friend of justice!
I cannot simply stand by and watch!
(I am a defender of justice, and as such, i will
not stand by and tolerate such... injusticeness!)

*Yuka stares at Cirno*

Yuka

...Better idea.
Forget Wriggle, you'll do.
(...Well...
You'll do.)

Cirno

W...What?
(Uh... huh? Does... "Does yuldew" mean
you renounce your wicked ways?)

Editor's note

Cirno really is stupid, isn't she?

*The community tells the editor to shut up and move on with the story*

Marisa

I'll help! Friends of justice are practically my breakfast!
(I like the cut of your jib, Yuka.)

v.2 only.
(Of course, i could handle a plain ol'
defender of justice anyway.)

v.2 only
(And she's not even fighting for justice...
Just ice! Hey-oh! Ice BURN! Literally!)
Reimu! You want in on this too,right?
(Hey, Reimu! You know you love it! Come on!

Editor

HOLD IT!
Who's really the bad guys here? I mean you've got the
overpowered witch, Marisa, the shrine maiden who resolves
incidents by beating everyone else up, Reimu, and finally,
the Ultimate Sadistic Creature, Yuka, against the idiot fairy, Cirno.
I mean, how cheap can you get?

*The community disagrees and beats the editor up, then moves on.*

*Reimu agrees*

Cirno

...Now you're just being mean.

*Fights and defeats Cirno*

*Cirno is punched offscreen*

Yuka

Ahahahaha! Thanks!

NOW I'm satisfied!

Marisa

...Sorry.She was completely uninteresting.
...Let's go.

*Yuka spots something in the distance*

Yuka

...What's that?

Marisa

W-what?
*Meteor falls and hits Cirno*

Marisa

...That was ...what...?

What was that?
Something fell out of the sky!
Reimu! 
Did the Hakurei Border break or what?
*Reimu is puzzled*

Marisa

...This is intriguing...

Yuka

...Well then, let's not waste time.

*Turns*

Marisa

Yuka!

*Yuka slowly runs towards meteor crash site*

Not fast enough!

Marisa

Ah right, of course.

...Well, we can't afford to miss this!
Let's go Reimu!

*Runs past Yuka*

Yuka

W-what? Wait for me!
*At meteorite*

Marisa

...So this is that thing that feel from the sky?

...But what is it?
...I don't have the slightest idea.
I mean it,ze.
*Alien appears*

???

...*whirr* We have found it. A new land. A whole *click* world.

..We will *whirr* take it. 
For our angel.
*Defeated Starman JR*

Yuka

...F-Finally... I... caught up...
W-What was that?

Marisa

...Yuka?!
You missed out on all the fun!

*Reimu excitedly points off in the distance*

Marisa
What's wrong Reimu?

*Reimu grabs Marisa and turns her toward to where she's pointing at*

Marisa

Eh?
...!

*A chubby, unconscious person is on the ground nearby*

*Touhou mother interlude playing LOG-O-TYPE*

Yuka

I wonder if we should be helping a guy like this...

He looked fine lying in the flowers to me.

Marisa

Hey, I'm a human being, y'know.
I won't just leave other humans to die.

But unless your really, really lucky, I'm not gonna obey your every whim!

*Reimu whispers something*

Marisa

You're kidding me!
We have to carry him all the way to the mansion?!

Screw that! Hold on tight, 'cause we're doing things my way!
*Flys into the Scarlet Devil mansion, making a hole in Patchouli's room without waking Meiling*

Patchouli

...Oh, Marisa.
...Couldn't you used the entrance?

Marisa

I've made you a new entrance! 
How could you complain about that?!

You're always like this, Patchouli!
Anyway, here's this fat guy.

He collapsed.
...Wasn't my fault.

Patchouli

...Ah yes.
...First, you should lie him down on a bed.

*Reimu notices the Marisa colored bed next to Patchouli's and stares at her*

Marisa

Uh Reimu. Something's suspicious, But I'm not sure what's fishy, exactly.

*Reimu glares at Marisa*

Marisa

No, I'm sure Patchouli's fine.
She's a magician too, so I know her.

So...maybe the person I'm thinking of is you, ze!

*Reimu gives a exasperated look*

Marisa

...Uh...

*Looks at Patchouli desperately*

Patchouli!

*Uses eyes to beg for backup*

Patchouli

...Marisa, there is nothing wrong with me saying to use my bed.

*Marisa glares at Patchouli, (clearly that wasn't the backup she wanted)*

Just accept it.

*Marisa gives one of those "We're going to have a long talk about this later" looks*

Marisa

... I guess there's no explanation 
Anyway!

*Tries to change subject*

Now to do something for this guy!

Patchouli

...Yes,yes...

*Marisa Tosses fat guy on bed*

Marisa

How's that?

Patchouli

Doesn't he still look rather uncomfortable?
Whatever, we'll leave him until he wakes up.

Marisa

What? Look, you can't just push me around.
I'm not giving out favors.

Patchouli

You'd really say that?

Marisa

Would I lie, ze?

Patchouli

Well I have some drinks. Want anything?
I believe I have a Big City Cola.

Marisa

...N-No, we can just relax here...

Patchouli

Well...

*Gives hurt puppy dog look to Marisa*

*Walks slowly away while Marisa squirms uneasily*

Marisa

I... I get it...
I'll try not to be too annoying, ze.

Patchouli

...Hm.

*Marisa and Patchouli sit on sofa*

Patchouli

Right then, Reimu.
Can you go check on Remmy for me?
I'm really worried about her.

Marisa

Why's that?

Patchouli

I haven't seen her lately.
It might not be anything serious, but...
I'm still worried about her.

Marisa

I guess I understand.

(Editor's note)

For those not with it, Marisa and Patchouli aren't REALLY going to drink Big City Cola. 
It's a excuse for  Marisa to sit with Patchouli, and to get some "alone time", 
Patchouli sends Reimu away to find Remilia who they both know is ok...)

*Reimu reaches for the door*

*Remilia bursts through door*

Remilia

Help me, Patchouliiiiiiiiii

(Editor's Post-Note)

...Annnd, much to everyone's surprise(and Patchy's displeasure), it turned out to be an utter coincidence that something is
wrong!

Sakuya?

Kukuku....What's wrong mistress?
It's too soon for playtime to be over.

Get back to your room and study!
I'm always here to be of service

Remilia

Ahhhhh...!

Marisa

Who is that...
And what's with her ugly face?

Patchouli

It's Sakuya. 
The mask was there yesterday.
...I'm not sure who put it on.
*Remilia cowers behind Reimu*

Remilia

Reimu!... Listen to me!
Please... help!

Sakuya?

Hoho, mistress.
How unfitting of you to beg.

Aren't you suppose to be a vampire?

Remilia

But...well...

Sakuya

Reeeiiimuuu...
Do you feel this maid girl is in your way?
If Reimu says no

Remilia

Reimuuu....

*Are you stone-heartedly denying Remilia's request?*

*Insert here if you said no again*

*If Reimu said yes*

Sakuya?

Hoho, such bravery.

*Sakuya stopped listening*

Marisa

Patchouli. 
What do you think we should do?

*Not paying attention to currant situation*

Patchouli

Hm... use whatever method you like.

Marisa

Oh, to return her to normal?

*regains compusure*

Yeah, guess we should deal with her now.

Patchouli

I'll try to assist
Sakuya is always being rude on the job.

*VS Masked Maid Girl*

*Defeated Masked Maid Girl*

Sakuya

...

Marisa

Is that it?

Sakuya

...Mistress?...H-Huh...?

Remilia

Sakuya...

Sakuya

M-Mistress. What has happened?

*Approaches Sakuya*

Remilia

Sakuya! Can't you remember what you've been doing?!

Sakuya

...I-I'm sorry.I don't have any excuse.
All of those memories are unclear...

Marisa

Well, that's fine. We beat you up,
and you were stronger than usual.

...But not strong enough, of course.

*Turns to Patchouli*

Marisa

So, what's this worth?
At least one book, right?

Patchouli

...

...Will you accept my diary?

Marisa

...

...Well,ok, ze.

*Received Dream Diary*

Remilia

...Sakuya, I'm glad you returned to normal.

Now hurry up and get back to fixing up the Scarlet Devil Mansion! 

Sakuya

Understood!

Just me?

Remilia

Hah! You don't work for humans you know!

*Sakuya and Remilia leave*

Marisa

But what on earth is this mask?
Oh hey. 
It fixed itself, ze.

Patchouli

Fixed itself?!

Toss it! Who needs that?!

Marisa

Fine! Take it!

*Shoves mask into Patchouli's face*

Patchouli

Kyaaa...!

*A sound flows from the Mask and Reimu memorizes it.*

*Mask is in pieces*

Patchouli

...I wonder what that sound was?

Marisa

...Huh... hm

Somehow, it makes me nostalgic... 
like it's something I've heard before, but...

*Fatty wakes up*

Fatty

Uhhh...

Marisa

...Oh. You're conscious?

Fatty

...You're...?

Marisa

I'm Miss Marisa. I'm the hero,ze.

*Reimu glares at her*

Or heroine, I suppose.

*Reimu shakes her head, angered her message didn't get across.*

Patchouli

You should give her your thanks.

If Marisa didn't help you, you would have been Youkai bait.

Fatty

...Thank you

Marisa

So, you got that?
Eh,whatever.
Who're you?

Fatonymous

...I don't know.

Marisa

...You don't know?

*Looks at Name Text*
That's not even funny.
At least come up with something creative.

Fatty

...I'm not lying... I don't... remember anything.
...Including my name.

Marisa

Then you've lost your memories?

Like I haven't seen that a hundred times in Touhou fangames...

Patchouli

What are you talking about?

Marisa

Oh,it's nothing important.

...So you really can't remember a thing?

Fatonymous

...Right

Marisa

Nothing in your pockets or anything, is there?

Fatonymous

...There's a piece of paper here.

...It says "Porky."

Marisa

Then from now on, we'll call you Porky.
Is that fine?

Porky

...Yes.

Marisa

Right then, Porky. I'm probably wrong, but do you remember hearing this melody?

*Melody Plays*

Porky

...I don't.

Marisa

So you haven't...

...Okay. Reimu, I think Yukari might know something about this.
...We might as well try,ze.

Perhaps Yukari will prove herself as a sage for once.

Patchouli

Sounds fun.

Marisa

Say, you've got time now, right?
It shouldn't be boring as this place,ze.

So, you wanna come to?

Patchouli

...It's may not be so great here, but I'll restrain myself.

*Suddenly looks serious*

...Marisa. It seems it could be serious...
I have a bad feeling. So take this.

*Recives Magic Ribbon*

It's my magic charm. It might help you a little.

Marisa

Ah,Patchouli.
Thanks!

Patchouli

If Yukari tells you anything important, report back to me as well.

Porky is a human from the outside world.
So I wonder how he got here.

Marisa

So he's an alien, but not the Eirin kind...!
Okay,  let's go, Reimu,!

*At Yukari's House*

*Yukari and Ran are inside*

Yukari

Welcome back, Reimu.

Here for a meal? 
Or a bath? 
Or...me? 

*Reimu looks away*

*Marisa glances at Reimu and steps forward*

Marisa

...
Er, yeah, Food.

Yukari

Oh! 
I haven't expected you to come Marisa.

Marisa

Well tooooo bad!

Yukari

I know that sake is your favorite, Reimu.
so I had made plenty for you.

*Ran looks wearily at Yukari*

Well, Ran did.

Ran

I got really tired...

Yukari

So, about this recent incident...
Is everything OK, desu ka?

No, I'm not quite sure why I said that, either. 

Reimu.
...So,yesterday, a meteorite fell? 

*Reimu mutters something*

Yukari

...I understand.
This has to do with the Hakurei border.

*Reimu mutters something else*


Yukari

...Yes. The Hakurei boder was damaged, and someone has entered Gensokyo...

Using force...

*Reimu wonders about something*

Yukari

...Reimu.
Yesterday, you beat a strange white thing?

*Reimu says something that sounded like yes*

Yukari

...Perhaps they are related to the person who broke through the Hakurei border.

Reimu asks something.


Yukari

Who is that?
And why did they do it?
That, I don't know.

*Reimu says something under her breath, that "something" the editor had to censer out.*

Yukari

...But...

...Yesterday, I had a vision.
...No, I think it was more than just a vision.

*Reimu suddenly perks up*


Yukari

In my vision yesterday...
I was talking to someone.

He told me about a new enemy that could destroy Gensokyo.

*Reimu's face expresses alarm*

and to prevent its destruction.

*Reimu waits in anticipation*

The enemy had to be stopped with a melody.
That is what "he" said.

It started like this.

*A sound sounding just like the one Reimu has received from Patchouli's mask was played*

Is that how it began?

*Reimu shakes her head yes*

...So.

Reimu.
You must find all the melodies!

...I hope "he" was being truthful.
But... he somehow reminded me of you.

*Reimu wonders for a moment*

Naturally, I do not plan to simply sit here folding my arms.

I will be searching, too.

*Rans looks at Yukari with fear.*

Well, Ran will be.

Ran

I'm tired...
I don't wanna.

*Ignoring Ran*

Yukari

...If I find anything,
I will tell you immediately.

So, Reimu.
Do this for the sake of Gensokyo.

Marisa

...Yukari.
Do you know anything about Porky?

Yukari

I have not heard of him.

Marisa

...He's a human, but not from this world.
We left him with Patchouli at the mansion.


Yukari

Good.
Remilia should keep him under strict supervision, too.

Reimu. I should get going.
Use my portals if you want to get around to important locations quickly.

First, though, you should sleep here.

*Marisa looks at Reimu*

Since Marisa destroyed your shrine,

*Reimu glares at Marisa*

it would be a shame if you had to sleep there.
I am such a hero!

...Well, the friend of a hero, at least.
Fufufu.
Well then.

*Yukari disappears with Ran*

*Reimu reaches for Marisa*

*Marisa begins backing away*

Marisa

...Hey, come on. It was an accident.
You know I'm not that bad.

*Tries to change subject*

But this is starting to sound...
strangely serious.
Well, hope you and I don't have too many problems working together.

''*Reimu reaches for Marisa's throat.*''

We're in it together this time.

''*Reimu's hands begin to close around Marisa's throat*''

*Chokes*

We're partners!

*Yukari appears again and Reimu quickly removes her grip, with Marisa gasps for air*


Yukari

Seems Yuyuko found the second melody.
Hurry up and get it.

*Reimu whistles nonchalantly*

I am suddenly glad to have such connections to the netherworld.

*Yukari disappears once more and Reimu makes hand gestures signifying that Marisa is spared... For now*

Marisa

Seems...?
Well, let's go, ze.

*Shudders*

The Netherworld

*At Yuyuko's house*

Marisa

Hellooo! ☆

Yuyuko

Oh, welcome.
You're hear already.
Yukari told me everything.

*Reimu notices Youmu staring out the window.*

Youmu?

...I remember when you attacked us in our first meeting!
I fought you once then,
and I will nooot lose this time!

Marisa!
Reimu!
You beat me then, but I will have my revenge!

Marisa

...Uh, who's this?

Yuyuko

It's Youmu.
She's usually sweet, but she's acting pretty odd lately...

Marisa

Aww.
So she's not cursed or anything?

Uh, what's that sound?

*A boom noise is heard*

Youmu?

Mistress Yuyuko, please!
I'm desperate to defeat these girls!
I haven't been training for a week!

It's a duel!

Yuyuko

Excuse her.
This is no way for her to treat guests.

...But, Youmu has the melody.
You'll have to get it from her.

Youmu?

Take it from me, if you dare...

Marisa

Whoa, the music changed.
That can't be good.

*Vs Youmu Never Loses*

*Defeated Youmu Never Loses*

Youmu

Dgyahhh!

Yuyuko

So I guess she really was different.

*Youmu has a sudden realization*

Youmu

Hahhh?!
M-Mistress Yuyuko!
What was that about me?!

Yuyuko

Aw, you're back to normal now...
That's boring.

Youmu

...Normal?...
...Uh, what's going on here?
I had this really intense dream...

Yuyuko

...Well, it was something intense...

*Youmu tries to think*

Youmu
Reimu.
Marisa.
What just happen?

Marisa

A trail of guts.

*Youmu looks downhearted*

Yuyuko

Oh, what's wrong?

*Fists clench*

Youmu

I'm going a journey, Mistress Yuyuko.
Wait for me - I'll return in a month.

*Head held high with fire in eyes*

I will have no weaknesses to hold me back!

Yuyuko

That's a significant decision.
You know I'll worry about you.

I won't stop you, but...

Youmu

See you.

*Walks pridefully away*

*Get's blasted away by pure energy*

*Yuka walks in with a straw hat*

Yuka

Hey, I finally caught up to you.

I used my Master Spark on her, but it took up 6,000 MP...

Marisa

Yuka! ...What's with the hat?

Yuka

I found it on the way.
Some pirates gave it to me.

I figured I might as well take it.
Lot's of people around here have hats.

Alice is just about the only exception...

Marisa

I suppose everybody else DOES wear a hat, huh.

Yuka

Anyway, I'm glad I caught up.
I had to believe in myself and speed up.

Marisa

You know what's a good hat?
My hat is a good hat.

Editor's Note

Im just confirming that Marisa's hat is a good hat.

Yuka

Reimu.
You seem to be done here, so I'd like to ask you to take me along.

There's no way you'd leave me, right?

*Reimu immediately thinks about Yuka's speed issue*

Now that I'm here, I've got to help.

*Reimu began to shake her head no*

I've decided I'll follow you even if if you say no.

*Reimu snaps here fingers in defeat*

If nothing else, I look kinda like Mima.

Editor's Note

Hi again! I'm just confirming that Yuka looks like- OOF!

*The disgruntled community begins beating up the editor and moves on with the story*

Marisa

...Mistress Mima...
Alright,alright.
Come on Yuka.

Yuka

I knew you couldn't go on without me!

*Reimu began to object, but cowered away when Marisa and Yuka glared at her*

*Yuka joined the party*

Marisa

Hey Youmu!
*looks at the stunned Youmu*
Oh, right.

Yuyuko

Oh, I almost forgot the melody.

Youmu was going to sing it to you, 
but I can sing it instead.

*Reimu and Marisa glares at Yuyuko*

*Yuyuko sang the song well under pressure!*

*Reimu memorizes the melody*

Yuka

Yuyuko, do you know where any of the other melodies are?

Yuyuko

Not at all.

Marisa

Aw man.
Fine, let's head back for now.

*Leaves Yuyuka's house*

*They find Patchouli and Porky outside waiting for them*

Yuka

...Oh?

Porky

Good day, Miss Reimu.

*Reimu has a stupid smile on her face*

Patchouli

Try to not let that kind of thing go to your head.

*Reimu wiped the smile from her face*

Marisa

Porky!
Are your memories back yet?

Porky

No, not yet.
But I do have something to tell you.

Marisa

What is it?

Porky

Miss Reimu, I heard from Miss Yukari.
That you're looking for melodies and she heard about it from "him".

*Looks down*

I think...well, I have a feeling about "him".

*Looks up at Reimu*

...Miss Reimu.
Somehow,I feel certain "he" isn't just a lie.
And collecting the melodies will definitely be a dangerous task.
...Is there anyway I can help?

Please, anything at all.
You have to do your best!

Marisa

...Hey, everything will be fine.

All you need to care about your memories returning.

Porky

I see... well, please, do anything you can!

*Patchouli suddenly notices Marisa*

Patchouli

Marisa
Alice was looking for you.
She looked rather... angry.

Marisa

Angry...

*Suddenly struck with remembrance*

Oh no!
Reimu!
Let's hurry to Alice's place!

*Reimu raises a eyebrow to Marisa's sudden alarm*

Yuka

Why should we?

Marisa

Alice's house got destroyed!

Yuka

...Still sounds pointless, but... perhaps you can give us a reason?

Marisa

Well, I went to her house...
And she gave me some tea.

Then I couldn't move.
And my body got all numb.

And Alice was all like...
"You will become like one of my dolls..."

Or something scary like that, so I destroyed her house with magic and ran.

Patchouli

...There is something very wrong with you.

Marisa

...But now I feel bad about it, so I hope she'll let me apologize...

Patchouli

...Hm. Well, go ahead if you want.

*Porky remembers something*

Porky

...I see. 
Please take this with you!

*Gives Reimu a yo-yo.*

Porky

...It's very special to me, but you'll have more use for it.

Marisa

Is it really ok?

Porky

It's fine.
Please use it,Miss Reimu.

Patchouli

Well good luck to all of you.

Marisa

Oh.
Bye

*Porky and Patchy walk off*

Yuka

So we're going to Alice's place?

Marisa

...Ah. ...I guess...

Reimu? 
Yuka?
I'd like to ask you to help me again.

*Yuka and Reimu holds Marisa's hands*

Alice's House