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I would let seiga hate fuck my reanimated corpse not that I have a say in it but still if I did I would let her follow my Twitter @Pure__Furies cowards if I’m letting seiga fuck my corpse ain’t no way in hell I’m under advertising my twitter
“I’m going to be taking a break from Discord for a few weeks. In the time being the server will be managed by my trusted admins.” I typed into the announcements channel in the Touhou Room. The last few days on my server have been pretty up and down for me. Because the previous owner Dad stepped down from his position. Passing it down to me, so things for me have been stressful lately. So desperately I needed a break. My name is Idiotinfrontofadesk, people usually call me Desk. I’m the owner of a Touhou server which is named the Touhou Room, and just now I was typing out an announcement which would let people know I was going to have a little break. With a press of the enter key I stepped away from my computer desk, breathing a hard sigh. “I hope this break will make things better for me… I’ve desperately needed one for the past few days…” I went over and flopped onto my bed. I think I’ll just have a small nap. Looking at the ceiling I closed my eyes, quickly going to sleep…
When I opened my eyes I was greeted with someone on top of me. She was a woman with blue hair. Said hair had two loops which were held together with a long yellow hairpin. She looked young and healthy. Her clothes that she was wearing were a bright blue. “Morning dear~! I was hoping when you’d wake up~” My eyes went wide, holy shit. The woman I was looking at was Seiga Kaku from Touhou 13. Motherfucker out of all the Touhou girls that could’ve visited me it had to be that demented skank! Why couldn’t it have been Junko!? I spoke out to the hermit. Hoping to get her off of me “Get off of me, you crazy bitch!” Suddenly Seiga looked like her feelings were hurt “Aww… Why did you insult mommy like that…? That makes me upset…” She spoke with a somber tone. Then her eyes narrowed “I think you deserve to be punished, and I know just what to do. Because when mommy is sad…” Seiga lightly smirked “...Her children get angry…”
Suddenly from her dress she pulled out a talisman and stuck it to my forehead. Instantly my entire body was paralyzed, I could only move my eyes around. Seiga slowly got off of me, smiling. She cackled at my paralyzed body “Maybe if you didn’t insult me like that you wouldn’t be going through this~!” Then I looked as these weird deformed spider-like creatures started crawling from her dress. The creatures crackled as they slowly crawled towards me. I started breathing heavily as my eyes darted around my room. More and more creatures crawling onto my bed, making the same wet crackly clicking sound. Eventually they reached my body. I felt their cold limbs crawl all over my body. Some of Seiga’s “children” latched onto parts of my body. Releasing this weird green pus like substance. Feeling it trickle down my arms and stomach felt really gross. Once the children finished releasing the pus they suddenly popped, releasing more of the icky green substance.
I tried my very hardest to break free, but the talisman kept me in place. Seiga stared into my eyes. A wide grin was on her face. Suddenly the green pus trickled from her dress. Her grin getting wider and her eyes starting to go blank. At this point I couldn’t feel anything but the pus from her children clinging to my skin. Not only did it feel sticky and gross, but it burned like hell. I couldn’t even feel her children crawling all over my body. I could only feel the pus burning into my skin. Seiga opened her mouth and spoke, her voice sounding distant and unclear. Like a worn out radio “Welcome to the family dear~” She crawled forward and hooked both of her arms around my neck, her head lunged towards mine as she gave me a deep kiss. Foam trickling from her mouth…
Suddenly I jolted upwards from my bed, frantically looking around. Seiga and her children were gone. Looks like everything was just a weird fucked up dream that possibly accumulated from all my stress. Looking to my side I could see Junko slowly waking up “Huh…? Is something wrong dear?” I breathed a sigh and shook my head “Just another bad dream…” Junko sat up, rubbing her eyes “Well, you better get up now. There’s some dishes that need cleaning. Then it’s straight to pampering me!” She spoke with a demanding tone. I blinked a few times and looked at her with a confused expression “What?” Junko groaned “You heard me! Those dishes better shine or it’s 5 hours in the basement!” To be honest I was bummed out. I guess we don’t always get exactly what we want in life. There always has to be a trade off, whether it be good or bad...
Thanks to Limbo Kimbo on my Discord server for writing this. I fucking hate you.
-Idiotinfrontofadesk
You fuckers better join The Touhou Room as well https://discord.gg/X8mJvEv