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Okay so basically it was like any other day. I woke up and got dressed in my favorite hoodie with the gray hoodie strings, and my favorite jeans which were a little faded, and I ate breakfast which was lemon flavored cereal in lemon juice. I was supposed to attend classes today, but I remembered the Area 51 raid was going to happen in a few hours and missing 1 day of class can't be the end of the world, can it? I was so excited for the area 51 raid, I prepared by grabbing all the necessities, a mask, an extra can of gas for my car, and of course a box full of Fleshlights in case I got bored. I started on the long drive, but when I pulled up to the place, nobody else was there.

I realized I was probably tricked, and the area 51 raid was actually a meme and not actually going to happen. I wasn't a pussy though, I was going to do this all by myself. I put on my mask and grabbed a Fleshlight and started walking to the massive complex in front of me. Now, the walls were seemingly bulletproof and there did not seem like there would be a way in that the guards couldn’t see me unless I went in through a wall somehow. I did what any man would do, I pulled out my Fleshlight and went to town. I was enjoying this so much. I felt my heart rate increase, and my breathing became more and more rapid. At the last second I pulled out my massive 3 inch cock and came all over the wall in sweet ecstasy. I guess my cum was really acidic from all the lemon juice I drank at breakfast and it melted right through the wall no problem.

Now I entered the building being extra careful and cautious (You know, because of post-nut clarity and all helping me make the right decisions). The room I entered was completely dark except for 2 glowing green eyes at the end of the room. I stepped closer to those eyes and I heard a little squeak come from that direction. I was almost able to touch those eyes when the lights came on and I could see that in front of me was a 3 foot tall alien. In cartoons or in TV, aliens are always drawn with big heads and big eyes, but I can tell you firsthand that they also have massive cocks. I stared at the 3 foot tall alien and his 2 foot long cock and I instantly was horny again. I whipped out my 3 incher and I saw the aliens cock grow from 2 feet to 5 feet and I knew he was turned on. I plunged my 3 incher into his asshole and I got working. It was the best thing I had ever felt, it was so tight due to his small size that within seconds I was already finished. But I knew that I had a duty to do for this little alien and I kept going. The aliens squeaking was getting louder and louder as I got faster and faster. I decided I was going to finish this the right way, I pulled out all 3 inches of my cock and I went to finish with a blowjob. I put my mouth on his large green cock and shoved it 2 feet down my throat. I could tell that he was almost ready to blow his load when I heard footsteps. A flashlight blinded us, and I pulled out all 2 feet of cock that was in my throat to see a security guard right behind me. The alien came all over the security guard. There was green cum everywhere, the alien wasn't stopping though, the cum just kept flowing and flowing. After just 10 seconds, the room was already covered in a foot of cum. The cum level was starting to rise, and I knew I had to get out of there. The security guard chased me through the cum around the room a few time when I had an idea. I picked up the alien (who was up to his mouth in cum now) and plunged my 3 incher into his ass one last time. I knew I was finished within seconds, I pulled out my dick and came all over the security guard, and he screamed as he was disintegrated by my lemon acid cum and was never to be seen again in the alien cum pool. The alien finally stopped cumming 10 minutes later and the cum level was up to 4 feet high. I was still horny and drank every drop of cum in the room. It tasted like raw egg whites mixed with bleach, and pineapple. It was so sweet and delicious I still wanted more afterwards. All of body was stained green. My favorite hoodie was now green. My light blue jeans were now green, but it was worth it, because you should have seen the look on my moms face when I walked back to the car dripping in green cum 😎

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