Lyrics: 紫雨UNITED まさかのアリス突撃編

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	Musasame UNITED Masaka no ARISU Totsugeki hen	Purple Rain UNITED: Part "The Unbelieveable Alice Assault"
Arrange: minami Lyrics: 七条レタス Vocals: あゆ, イザベル, 岩杉夏
Alice	Cho— Ha? Nani yo, kore? Dou natte n no yo?!	Wai— Wha— What's this? What's going on here?!
	Kirisame Mahouten no sugu tonari ni "Murasaki Moyashi" no na de onajimi Supeisu wa onaji no A to B Futatsu nakayoku narande ii fun'iki	Right next to Kirisame Magic Shop was that famous, well-known "Purple Beansprout" In the same space like "A" and "B" [1] The two are lined friendly in good atmosphere
	Kataya inisharu tottara M to A Chikai mirai korabo chigau kankei Katarogu marume nigirishime Nante koto nai kedo, ki ni nachatte!	On the other hand, your and my initials are "M" and "A" Just like the collab we promised would happen I clasped my rolled-up catalog... It doesn't mean anything, but it ticks me off!
Alice & Patchouli	Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!) Kyou wa kattsuri[2] (Itte yannakya ne!) Sekkaku dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)	A moment (I'll say it!) Today's the day (I'll say it!) Since we're finally here (I'll say it!)
Alice	Chotto anta nanka sono teeburukurosu Bimyou ni hamidashita suu-senchimeetoru Kimatteru ibento no tenji supeisu Chanto mamoranai to yoku nakunai desu??	Hey you, what's with that tablecloth? Look at it, it's hanging out a few centimeters. Come on, can't you even keep to the regulations at an important event like this??
Patchouli	Nn? Haa, kore wa shitsurei. Ki o tsukema~su	Hmm? Oh, sorry 'bout that. I'll take care next time.
Alice	Nn~ Nanka jimi na hannou Shakuzen to shinai furou ni shoukafuryou	What a half-assed answer, I'm not satisfied with that. What's with that snarly attitude of yours?
Alice	Chotto, anta! Sono buzen to shita taido Tanoshii ibento sugosu tame otagai Onaji sankasha mesen no adobaisu Mou chotto sono ten daiji ni sarenasai	Hey you, this is supposed to be a fun event, you should listen more to advice from your fellow con-goers.
Patchouli	Ano~ watashitachi konkai gattai moushikomi[3] nande Sou yuu no wa chanto hanashi tsuiterun desu Nanno tsumori ka wakannai n desu kedo Ammari tekitou na koto iwanaide moraeru kashira	Hey, we applied specifically for this shared space. I don't know what's your problem, but I'd rather you not butt in for no reason.
Alice	Na, nan desu tte~? YO!	W-what!? YO!
Alice	Chotto dou na no, sou yuu no??	What's up with your attitude?
Patchouli	Kocchi no serifu! Dou na no, sou yuu no??	That's my line, seriously. What's up with yours?
Alice & Patchouli	Nee?
Alice	Watashi sore mada kiitenai no	Noone asked you
Patchouli	Watashi sonna no zenzen kyouminai no	Well, I don't care.
Alice & Patchouli	Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!) Kyou wa kattsuri (Itte yannakya ne!) Sekkaku dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)	A moment (I'll say it!) Today's the day (I'll say it!) Since we're finally here (I'll say it!)
Marisa	Iya~ Warui warui! Ima modotta ze... Tte nani, kono kuuki! Momegoto no fun'iki? Nanka idobatakaigi ga michi no ryouiki	Sorry 'bout that, I just got back! Hey, what's up with you two, why are you fighting? This ain't no simple chit-chat.
Alice	Chotto anta, nani yatten no yo, Gattai de moushikomu nante kiitenai wa yo	Hey you, what do you think you're doing? Going around applying for shared spaces.
Marisa	E, nani sore? Iwanai to mazukatta kanji?	What? Was I supposed to tell you?
Alice	Korabo suru nara omae no saakuru to tte Nanka kanari mae ni yuute haru yo tte Nande itsunomanika soko no masa ni Hikikomoru ko tte tei no saakuru to issho ni yatteru no?	I thought I said a while ago that you should pair with me if you were going to do a collab, But then you go and pair with this hikikomori's circle. What's up with that?
Marisa	Iyaa, sore wa...	Uh...that's...
Patchouli	Hijooo ni ikan na koto o are ya kore ya narabe tatete Aa da kou da osshatte iru moyou desu ga, watashi koko ni Betsu ni toku ni omo ni nani mo sezu ni hon o yomi ni furatto kitete Jitsu ni muri ni monku tare ni hen na fuu ni karande Kanari fukai Maji ni uzai Kizu wa fukai Yabai, kowai, kowai Sonna fuu ni puresu gimi ni hito no saakaru ni meiwaku o kake ni kitete Jikaku tte nai no desu ka?? Nee.	You seem to be spouting rather rude comments here and there, Saying whatever you want, but I'll have you know I didn't just happen to somehow magically pop up here Just by reading books and stuff, I was unwillingly caught up in this Strange circle of events, Pretty deep, super annoying. This wound is so deep, oh no, scary, scary, You go around pressuring other circles and causing them trouble, Do you not even realise it?
Marisa	A, aa...	U, uhh...
Alice	Nn~...	Hmph~...
Alice	Chotto, dou na no, sou yuu no??	What's up with that attitude??
Patchouli	Kocchi no serifu. Dou na no, sou yuu no??	That's my line, seriously. What's up with yours?
Alice & Patchouli	Nee~
Alice	Watashi sore kikizute nannai no	I can't just let that go.
Patchouli	Iya, watashi mou damatte rannai no	I can't take this any more.
All	Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!) Kyou wa tokoton (Itte yannakya ne!) Konosai dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)	Hey, I've got something to say to you (I'll say it!) There's something I just gotta say to you (I'll say it!) And I'll take this chance to tell you (I'll say it!)
Marisa	Oi oi, yameyou ze! Kenka yokunai yo, maji saitei Mahou janru doushi risupekuto daiji da ze Mitomeai de kurieitibu no kanji taiken Tekitai shita tte ii koto wa amari nai ze Hoora, ii koto itta! Say Ho! [4] Say Ho! Yare yo...	Hey, hey, stop that guys! Fighting is never good! As fellow magic-genre artists, we must have respect for each other da ze~ We have to accept each other and have more creativity There isn't much to be gained from hostility. Heh, I said something awesome! Say Ho! ... Say Ho! ... Oh come on.
Patchouli	Damatte. Kitte ireba, anata mottomo rashii koto o itta you de Soko ni aru sono kopii shi no naiyou no hambun wa Watashi no gurimowaaru kara no mudantensai desho, sakki yonda keredo?	Quiet. You might have a good point there, see this book right here? Well, half of its contents were taken without permission From my Grimoire. I had just got done reading it.
Marisa	E, barechatta?	What, seriously?
Alice	Nani sore! Anta, sonna koto yatte n no? Dakara pakuri saakaru tte iwareru no wakannai no?	What, you really went and did that? So that's why people go around saying you steal stuff!
Marisa	Kore wa chotto karita dake da ze~!	I just borrowed it da ze~!
Alice & Patchouli	DA KA RA! Sou yuu koto ja nai tte itte n no! Mou~!	That's not the point! Jeez~!
Marisa	Eeto...	Umm...
Alice	Chotto, dou na no, sou yuu no??	Seriously, what's up wth that?
Patchouli	Kanari doukan, dou na no, sou yuu no??	I know, what's up with her?
Alice & Patchouli	Nee~
Alice	Watashi sore kikizute nannai no	I can't just let that go.
Patchouli	Iya, watashi mou damatte rannai no	I can't take this anymore.
All	Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!) Kyou wa kattsuri(Itte yannakya ne!) Sekkaku dakara (Itte yannakya ne!) Watashi no kuchi kara itte yannakya!	Hey, I've got something to say to you (I'll say it!) Today's the day (I'll say it!) Since we're finally here (I'll say it!) I'll tell it to your face!
All	Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!) Kyou wa tokoton (Itte yannakya ne!) Konosai dakara (Itte yannakya ne!) Watashi no kuchi kara itte yannakya!	Hey, I've got something to say to you (I'll say it!) I got something I just gotta say to you (I'll say it!) And since we're here, I'll tell you (I'll say it!) I'll tell it to your face!
Patchouli	A~ ara-ara, ararararara A, ara yada. Aa~, sonna, sono gurai mo... A~... a~... a-ita~... a~ a~... ara~... Aa... ara-ara... arararara... a~... a~... Aa, aa, aa... ara-ara... ararararara...
Alice	Mou, kiite n no? Dakara mou... tte itta desho? Nando mo nando mo saa? Kou yuu koto wa shicha dame tte itte n noni saa, Doushite sou yuu koto suru ka naa? ...Chotto kiite n no, watashi no hanashi~? Mou nandemokandemo katteni hitori de yannai de yo ne~, mou, baka~...
Marisa	Aa, summasen deshita, honto! Sumanai to omotte masu! Hai! Iya iya iya, itsumo no koto... Kiitemasu yoo! Nansu ka... Iya~, iwasete moraimasu kedo Kocchi datte nee, basho toru no ni hisshi datta nsu yo~ Iya, hon... hai hai suimasen...
Alice & Patchouli	Mou~, shiranai!	I don't know you!
Marisa	Hehehe...	Hehehe...

• The head of the name of this track is named after Patchouli and Marisa; "紫雨" (murasame) is formed to combine "紫" (purple, murasaki) and "雨" (rain, ame). Patchouli is one of characters having the purple as her image, and Marisa bears "雨" in her name. Probably the pronunciation of it is "murasame", which should be the pun of "村雨" (sudden rain, murasame).
• The name of this track could share its part with 紫雨SUPERSTARS, the 14th track of RED composed by ALiCE'S EMOTiON.
  

^  ^  On Comiket (or almost all doujin comic event), every doujin circle is normally allocated randomly to a long desk as their/his/her space. The long desk will be used separately by two circles, the left side of which is given a space symbol "A" and the right side of which "B". Normally the way to choose this pair is at random, but it is possible to participate on "A" and "B" of the same desk when the two circle claim so on application, which is called "gattai moushikomi" (uniting application, 合体申し込み).
^  The word "kattsuri" seems original; this is a variation of "gattsuri" ("awfully" or "up" of "beat them up", がっつり), which is also a variation of an onomatopoeia of the sound of eating, "gatsu-gatsu" (gulp gulp, がつがつ).
^  This line is a parody of MC King Kong Mushi's performance on the last stage of PaRappa the Rapper.

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YouTube video with the English translation by U MAD Scans (Part of translation done by chelseafcrocks/Tina)