Lyrics: 断罪ヤマザナドゥ！

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Danzai Yamaxanadu!	Convictor Yamaxanadu!
Arrange: ARM Lyrics: 夕野ヨシミ Vocals: 岩杉 夏
Hanzai toshi... Gensoukyou... darakushi kouhai shita seigi wo shin no sugata ni modoseru no wa Hou no bannin de aru watashi shika inai no da wa!	A sinful town... Gensokyo... I, the guardian of the law, am the only one who can return the corrupted and ruined justice to its true form!
Kaitei - zaijou wo tsukitsukete Suitei - kantei no kekka zantei Zentei - yuuzai tonikaku yuuzai Shirokuro hakkiri tsuke danzai!	Trial - present the charges Presumption - the result of the judgment is tentative Assumption - guilty, at any rate guilty Make clear the difference between black and white, and convict!
Reimu! Binbou kouhaku miko. Jitsu wa senkakubanrai chuu Touhou BUUMU wa otoroezu doko ga binbou da kono sagi onna!	Reimu! The poor red-and-white miko, she's actually doing great business. The Touhou boom isn't abating, so there's no way you're really poor, you swindler woman!
Suika! Yoppage RORIITA youjo ONI. Jitsu wa nenchaku SUTOOKAA Ichi oku nen to ni shuu kan mae kara dokodemo omae wo mitsumeteru!	Suika! The drunkard, lolita, little girl oni; she's actually a clingy stalker. She's been staring at you since one hundred million years and two weeks ago.
Sanae! Choushi koiteru seijun kidori no UBU na miko Jitsu wa zankoku KOJUUTOME	Sanae! ＿＿ She's actually an evil sister-in-law.
Marisa! Kono nusutto kari PAKU nori PAKU PAKKU PAKU! Ano ko no kokoro mo PAKKU PAKU	Marisa! ＿＿ ＿＿
Chiruno! Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baaka baka! Jigoku ni iku ni mo ataisezu	Cirno! Idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot i--diot idiot![1] She's not even worth sending to hell.
FURAN! Sono uu uu iu no wo yamenasai! Yamenasai! Yamenasai! Yamenai to korosu wa yo! Kii!	Flan! Stop it with that "uuu, uuu"![2] Stop it! Stop it! If you don't stop, I'll kill you! Grr!
Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Hanketsu! Choueki sanji no oyatsu kinshi sannen! Tadashi, BANANA to kinoko wa oyatsu ni fukumarenai!	Conviction! Conviction! Conviction! Conviction! The sentence! Three years of hard labor with no 3 o'clock snacks! However, bananas and mushrooms do not count as snacks![3]
Hakkiri saseru shiro to kuro, tsumi to batsu Haiiro nante arienai no Ii kagen, aimai wa daikirai Wakai nante sasenai wa yo	Making distinction between black and white. Sin and punishment. There's no such thing as grey. Cut it out, I hate ambiguity. I refuse to compromise.
Yuyuko! Higeki no bourei shoujo, jitsu wa BAKYUUMU oogurai KAREE wa nomimono nanka ja nai kara kasumi de mo tabete jichou nasai	Yuyuko! The tragic ghost girl, she's actually a gluttonous vacuum. Curry isn't a beverage[4], so restrain yourself and eat some mist[5].
Yukari! Sukima ni tadayou hanzai kusa. Ayashii uragane, zoushuuwai Kamikakushi, kinkakushi wa asobi no REBERU de yamete oke	Yukari! ＿＿ ＿＿
Okuu! MERUTODAUN tada more FYUUJON kikenbutsu Higai wa jindai, mugendai	Okuu! One oversight away from a meltdown, hazardous materials for fusion The damage would be enormous, infinite.
Komachi! Omae wa buka da. Buka daro sono ue ni Chichi dekai kuse ni shigoto sabotten ja neeeeee!	Komachi! You're my subordinate. My subordinate, but don't go slacking off just because your boobs are huge!
Chuugoku! Eirin! Keine! Ran! Kanako! Yuugi! RETI! Yuuka! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Hanketsu! Choueki, sono mune yokose 300 GURAMU zutsu! Omaera sondake arun dakara chotto kurai ii darou!	China! Eirin! Keine! Ran! Kanako! Yuugi! Letty! Yuuka! Conviction! Conviction! Conviction! Conviction! The sentence! Hard labor, and give me 300 grams of your boobs apiece! You all have so much, so giving away a little is fine, right?!
Kyousei sousa, torishirabe gouin ni Shouko nante ato de ii no SUTORESU no hakeguchi wa saiban de Gyakuten nante sasenai wa yo	A forced search, a pushy investigation; We can deal with finding evidence later. I'll let out my stress in the trial, I won't allow a turnabout.
Zettai danzai ARUMAGEDON! Watashi no hanketsu ni igi nante mitomenai wa	Absolute conviction armageddon! I won't accept any objections to my sentences![6]

• ^ Shikieiki calls Cirno an idiot ⑨ times
• ^ A reference to Umineko no naku koro ni
  
• ^ A reference to the famous phrase "Banana wa oyatsu ni hairimasu ka?" ("Do bananas count as a snack?"); also seen in ケロ⑨destiny
• ^ Referencing a famous line of Uganda Tora, a TV personality and drummer for the band BG4, who said "Curry rice is a beverage".
• ^ Referencing the idea that those who have shed their earthly desires can survive by consuming mist.
• ^ Trials, turnabouts, and objections together are referencing Ace Attorney, a.k.a. Gyakuten Saiban (Turnabout Trial)

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