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| 愛のチルノ劇場「虫のくせに偉いね!」の巻 | Cirno's Theater of Love: Chapter of "Pretty Good for a Bug!" | ||
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| Script: 夕野ヨシミ Acousmato: ARM Voice: miko as Cirno イザベル as Marisa ペス as Wriggle Narrator: しゃちょう | |||
| Narrator | Ai no Cirno Gekijou “Mushi no kuse ni erai ne!” no maki | Cirno's Theater of Love: Chapter "Pretty Good for a Bug!" | |
| Cirno | Wriggle chan! A~so~bo! | Wriggle! Let's plaaaay! | |
| Wriggle | A, Cirno chan. Etto, gomen. Ima chotto isogashii n da. |
Oh, hey Cirno. Uh, sorry. I'm kinda tied up right now. | |
| Cirno | He? Nan de isogashii no? | Huh? Why's that? | |
| Wriggle | Un. shigoto ga tatekonjatte ne. | My job's gotten pretty busy lately. | |
| Cirno | E? Shigoto tte nani? | Eh? Whaddya mean? | |
| Wriggle | Kono mae hajimeta mushi no shirase SERVICE ga isogashiku natte kita n da. | I Started an insect notification service a little while ago and it's getting busy. | |
| Cirno | He~... Sonna no yatteta n da... Mushi no kuse ni erai ne. |
Wow... I had no idea. That's pretty good for a bug! | |
| Wriggle | Mu, “Mushi no kuse ni” tte yuuna yo, shitsurei da na. | Don't say that! It's rude. | |
| Cirno | E? Chi, chigau yo! Hometeru n da yo. | Huh? N-no! I'm praising you! | |
| Wriggle | Sou? Sore nara ii kedo... | You are? I guess that's fine, then... | |
| Marisa | You! Nani yatte n da, omaera? | Yo! What're you guys up to? | |
| Cirno | A, Marisa! Wriggle chan ga shigoto shiteru n da tte. Mushi no kuse ni. |
Ah, Marisa! Wriggle has a job, even though she's a bug. | |
| Wriggle | Dakara “mushi no kuse ni” tte yuuna yo! | I just said not to say that! | |
| Marisa | He~... Are ka? Mae ni itteta mushi no shirase SERVICE ka? | Oh. Is it the insect notification service you were talking about earlier? | |
| Wriggle | Sou da yo. Saikin okyakusan ga fuete isogashiku natte kita n da. | That's right. I've been getting more customers recently, so it's been busy. | |
| Marisa | Hoo, moukatteru no ka? | Oho. Making enough to support yourself? | |
| Wriggle | Un. Okage-sama de ne. | Yeah, thanks to them. | |
| Marisa | Sou ka, sou ka. Sore wa ii koto da na, mushi no kuse ni erai na. | I see, I see. That's good to hear. You're pretty good for a bug, you know. | |
| Wriggle | Dakara “mushi no kuse ni” tte yuuna tte! | I just said don't say that! | |
| Marisa | E, aa, gomen, gomen. Home-kotoba no tsumori datta n da ga... | Oh, heh, sorry. That was supposed to be a compliment. | |
| Wriggle | Nn... Sore nara ii kedo... | Hm...I guess that's fine, then... | |
| Cirno | Ne~ ne~ ne~! Atai mo shigoto shitai yo! | Hey! Hey! I wanna work too! | |
| Marisa | O, sou ka. Shigoto shitara ii ja nai ka. | Oh, really? That'd be great if she could work, too. | |
| Cirno | Wriggle chan no shigoto tetsudau yo. | I wanna help you out, Wriggle! | |
| Wriggle | E, e~? Nn, sore wa arigatai kedo... | Hu-... huh?! Um... thanks for the offer, but... | |
| Marisa | Haha, Wriggle ammari noriki ja nasasou da na. | Haha, seems like Wriggle isn't too interested. | |
| Wriggle | N, nnn... Tetsudatte morau no wa ureshii n da kedo, Cirno chan ni tsutomaru ka dou ka... | No... It'd be nice to have her help, but... I'm not sure if Cirno's cut out for the job. | |
| Marisa | Maa, Cirno wa baka da kara na~. | Well, 'cause she's an idiot, right? | |
| Cirno | Atai baka ja nai mon. | I'm not an idiot! | |
| Marisa | Dou da kana... | I wonder... | |
| Wriggle | Sou ne~... Cirno chan, kimi wa tokei wa yomeru kai? | Hm...Cirno, can you read a clock? | |
| Cirno | “Tokei wo yomu” tte nani? | Whaddya mean? | |
| Wriggle | E, etto, tokei wo mite, ima nan-ji ka wakaru ka tte koto. | Uh, if you look at a clock, can you tell what time it is? | |
| Cirno | Nnn... Nan-ji ka wa wakaranai kedo, hiru ka yoru ka wa wakaru yo! | Hmmm...I can't tell what time it is, but I can tell if it's afternoon or night! | |
| Wriggle | A, a~... | U, Umm.... | |
| Marisa | Ahahaha, Cirno wa orikou-san da na~! | Ahahaha! You're pretty clever, Cirno! | |
| Cirno | Atai tensai da mono. | I'm a genius! | |
| Wriggle | Uchi no SERVICE wa seikaku na jikan no oshirase wo uri ni shiteru kara na~. | Well, my service informs people of the exact time, so... | |
| Marisa | Cirno ni wa chotto ni ga omosou da na~. | Might be too heavy a burden for Cirno. | |
| Cirno | Omoi mono hakobu no? Atai chikara mo tsuyoi yo! | You want me to carry something heavy? I'm pretty strong, too! | |
| Marisa | Iya, sou yuu koto ja nakute na. | No, that's not what I meant. | |
| Wriggle | Nn... Gomen ne, Cirno chan. Sekkaku da kedo, okotowari suru yo. | Hm...sorry, Cirno. I've given it a lot of thought, but I'll have to refuse for now. | |
| Wriggle | Ee? Doushite? | Huh? Why? | |
| Marisa | Baka ni wa dekinai shigoto na n da tte sa. | She's trying to say that an idiot can't do this job. | |
| Wriggle | Cho, Marisa! | Com-! Marisa! | |
| Cirno | E~? Nani sore? Hidoi! Wriggle chan datte mushi no kuse ni. | Huh? What did you say? You're mean! Even though you're a bug, Wriggle! | |
| Wriggle | Ma! Dakara, “mushi no kuse ni” tte yuu na tte! Kore dakara baka yousei wa. | Wai-! Didn't I tell you not to say that? This is why you're just a stupid fairy! | |
| Cirno | Atai baka ja nai mon. Nani yo, Gokiburi no kuse ni! | I'm not an idiot. How can you say that even though you're a cockroach? | |
| Wriggle | Chiga, atashi wa Gokiburi ja nai! Hotaru da! | No-! I'm not a cockroach! I'm a firefly! | |
| Cirno | Sonna no shiranai yo. Taishite kawaranai jan. | Why should I care? They're about the same anyway. | |
| Wriggle | Kore dakara baka yousei wa! Hotaru to gokiburi no miwake mo tsukanai nante. | This is why you're just a stupid fairy! You can't even tell the difference between a cockroach and firefly! | |
| Cirno | A~, mou! Atai baka ja nai mon! | Jeez! I'm not an idiot! | |
| Wriggle | Nan da yo! Tokei mo yomenai kuse ni! | You can't even read a clock! | |
| Cirno | Tokei nante yomenakutemo ikite ikeru mon. | I can live without being able to read a clock. | |
| Wriggle | Hiraki-naoruna yo! | Stop getting so fired up over this! | |
| Cirno | “Hiraki-naoru” tte nani yo! | What's getting "fired up" supposed to mean? | |
| Wriggle | Sonna koto mo wakaranai no ka yo! | You don't even understand that?! | |
| Cirno | Mou... Wriggle chan nante koorasete yaru n dakara! | Shoot... I'll just freeze you then, Wriggle! | |
| Wriggle | Oo? Yaru ka!? Hisabisa ni yaru ka!? | Oh, you wanna go? Let's do this like we used to! | |
| Marisa | Maa, futari tomo mada-mada kodomo tte koto da na... Yareyare da ze. | Those two are still just a couple of kids. Oh man... | |
| Cirno | PERFECT FREEZE! | ||
| Wriggle | LITTLE BUG STORM! | ||
| Narrator | Jikai e tsuzuku... | To be continued... | |