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Overview of Idiotinfrontofadesk's wife

Junko's power is to purify anything, it refers to the refining of substances to remove impurities, such as in the refinement of metals. She used this power on their own grudge, strengthening it such that they became the embodiment of her resentment as a divine spirit, without even a need for an identity anymore. Junko has two hands, meaning she can massage your prostate while wacking you off.

Junko is canonically a milf. She has such fucking huge tits and hips. Look at the image to the right. You'd have to be insane or gay to NOT want to bang her. (Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, though.) I'd bang her so hard, she'd be struggling to walk while I was helping her make breakfast the next morning. Go ahead, convince me why you WOULDN'T want to bang her.

I will slaughter Chang'e like how Caleb slaughtered Tchernobog. Same with the motherfucker who reverted my edit to this article.

I HAVE A BASIC IDEA AS TO WHO IS EDITING MY PAGE

FACE ME, COWARD

"who the hell are you" I'M IDIOTINFRONTOFADESK AND I'M CLAIMING THIS ARTICLE AS MY OWN

ADD SHIT BELOW HERE INSTEAD OF DELETING SHIT YOU GOD DAMN BUTT-FUCKING COCK-SUCKING CUM-GUZZLERS

NEIL ARMSTRONG FUCKED JUNKO AND CAME INSIDE HER ON JULY 24, 1969

SHES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU, IDIOTINFRONTOFADESK

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