Like many great games, books, and movies, the Touhou series has had many great quotes. This page is an archive of more than 10 years of our favorite characters and the things they said.
Highly Responsive to Prayers
Story of Eastern Wonderland
Singles
"Train? That's fine and well, but it's time for a good long nap."
"Uhhh... Do we have to fight? 'Cause I'd rather not."
"I did it! ...huh? Uh-oh... she's not moving. Oh well, time for the burial rites..."
"Oh, who cares about some cheap, middle-of-nowhere shrine."
"Ugh!!... This level... already... Impossible... Uwaaaaahhh!!
"So, just be a good girl and blow up, thank you."
"Just die. And if you won't die, just go away!!"
Conversations
Rika- "I am not a "suspicious character"!! All of the monsters in this place were created by me!!"
Reimu- "... And that's not suspicious to you?!"
Reimu- "Je~ez, that was sca~ry!"
Genjii- "M'lady, please don't speak in that odd tone again."
Rika- "It's been a while."
Reimu- "From the first level...?"
Rika- "You remember, then?"
Reimu- "Small Fry."
Rika- "I'm a boss!!"
Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream
Singles
Marisa (has some crazy laughs in this game)
"Ufu, ufu, ufufufufufufufu-"
"Uhu, uhu, uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~"
"Hmhmhmhmhm."
"Ahahahahahaha (sweatdrop)"
"Ahaha~"
"I want to take you home and make you my guinea pig, and learn all the secrets of your power and make it mine!!"
"Oh, a real shrine maiden? How wonderful."
"Oh, an evil spirit? Wonderful!"
"Oh, a real magician? How wonderful!"
"Oh, a real witch? How wonderful."
"I don't know what you are, but you were pretty amazing too."
"You will die."
Conversations
Chiyuri- "Do as I say, if you value your life."
Mima- "No. <3"
Chiyuri- "......... (sweatdrop)"
Reimu- "Whatever, I won't lose! Let's go!
Yumemi- "Just a minute. I need to change into something more suitable for battle."
Reimu- "You have no dramatic sense at all~"
Yumemi- "Okay, let's proceed."
Chiyuri- "All you did was add a cape..."
Lotus Land Story
Singles
"I'll bang, shoot, and pop your head off!"
Conversations
Elliy- "I'm the guardian here, Elliy."
Reimu- And?
Elliy- Yes?
Reimu- "We're going to fight right?"
Elliy- "W-well, yes (sweat)"
Yuka- "In a few hours, you'll become a mist of atoms (heart)"
Reimu- "Eeeh!?"
Yuka- "And,"
Reimu- "And?"
Yuka- "I thought it'd be neat if that actually happened (heart)."
Reimu- "Hey!!"
Marisa- "Farewell, Reimu. I pray for your happiness in the next world.
Reimu- "Don't just kill me off (angry)"
Marisa- "Whoops (heart)"
Marisa- "I caught up!"
Yuka- "Oh? And who might you be?"
Marisa- "We just met!!"
Yuka- "Just kidding (heart) And?"
Marisa- "Don't "And?" me!!"
Mugetu- "Who might you be?"
Marisa- "Good question, who might I be?"
Mugetu- "... (angry)"
Mystic Square
Singles
"Using so much magic doesn't make you any cooler, you know!!"
"I just don't think about losing."
Conversations
Sara- "Are you ignoring me?"
Reimu- "No way~, I just have to beat you up is all♪"
Shinki- "A shrine maiden is nothing more than a dog of the gods."
Reimu- "Er, well (sweat)"
Shinki- "What is your purpose here?"
Marisa- "I dunno, sightseeing? (sweat)"
Shinki- "You've been a little too violent for me to believe that."
Mima- "You're in my way."
Sara- "I'm no pushover♪"
Mima- "Yes you are♪"
Sara- "You'll regret that!!"
Luize- "You don't look human..."
Mima- "I am! <3 (lies)"
Yumeko- "I'll cleanse you of your sins."
Mima- "I don't know, I just might commit a few more here..."
Alice- "I have a magic book containing the ultimate witchcraft techniques."
Marisa- "Ooh, I want that."
Alice- "I could never allow humans like you to use this sort of magic."
Marisa- "Oh? Well, I wouldn't mind just looking..."
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Singles
"Oh, is that so..."
"Are you the kind of person I can eat?"
"I'm a normal person who just guards."
"I'm really tasty."
"Oh, me? Lessee, I'm Reimu Hakurei. Shrine maiden."
"You, clothed in red and white! Don't cause problems in my study."
"I don't have time for this~ The little sister, and now you - What kind of day is this?!"
"I've got to at least make you waste a bomb before the mistress gets mad at me~"
"The moon tonight is red. You will know death."
"I've never seen humans as anything else but a drink."
Conversations
Meirin- "Stop following me already~"
Reimu- "Thanks for leading the way~"
Meirin- "...I've heard that shrine maidens make for good eating..."
Reimu- "Don't spread rumors like that!"
Marisa- "Whoa, so many books. I'll just borrow some later."
Patchouli- "Don't take any books, please."
Marisa- "I'm gonna take 'em."
Patchouli- "Let's see, "How to passively defeat the person in black in front of you ... ""
Marisa- "(That actually written in there?)"
Marisa- "It's hot, it's burning, I'm gonna die here."
Reimu- "If you die, I'll feed your corpse to the birds."
Remilia- "My, it'd be fine if you'd let me take care of that."
Marisa- "That's a definite no."