Like many great games, books, and movies, the Touhou series has had many great quotes. This page is an archive of more than 10 years of our favorite characters and the things they said.
Highly Responsive to Prayers
Story of Eastern Wonderland
Singles
"Train? That's fine and well, but it's time for a good long nap."
"Uhhh... Do we have to fight? 'Cause I'd rather not."
"I did it! ...huh? Uh-oh... she's not moving. Oh well, time for the burial rites..."
"Oh, who cares about some cheap, middle-of-nowhere shrine."
"Ugh!!... This level... already... Impossible... Uwaaaaahhh!!
"So, just be a good girl and blow up, thank you."
"Just die. And if you won't die, just go away!!"
Conversations
Rika- "I am not a "suspicious character"!! All of the monsters in this place were created by me!!"
Reimu- "... And that's not suspicious to you?!"
Reimu- "Je~ez, that was sca~ry!"
Genjii- "M'lady, please don't speak in that odd tone again."
Rika- "It's been a while."
Reimu- "From the first level...?"
Rika- "You remember, then?"
Reimu- "Small Fry."
Rika- "I'm a boss!!"
Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream
Singles
Marisa (has some crazy laughs in this game)
"Ufu, ufu, ufufufufufufufu-"
"Uhu, uhu, uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~"
"Hmhmhmhmhm."
"Ahahahahahaha (sweatdrop)"
"Ahaha~"
"I want to take you home and make you my guinea pig, and learn all the secrets of your power and make it mine!!"
"Oh, a real shrine maiden? How wonderful."
"Oh, an evil spirit? Wonderful!"
"Oh, a real magician? How wonderful!"
"Oh, a real witch? How wonderful."
"I don't know what you are, but you were pretty amazing too."
"You will die."
Conversations
Chiyuri- "Do as I say, if you value your life."
Mima- "No. <3"
Chiyuri- "......... (sweatdrop)"
Reimu- "Whatever, I won't lose! Let's go!
Yumemi- "Just a minute. I need to change into something more suitable for battle."
Reimu- "You have no dramatic sense at all~"
Yumemi- "Okay, let's proceed."
Chiyuri- "All you did was add a cape..."
Lotus Land Story
Singles
"I'll bang, shoot, and pop your head off!"
Conversations
Elliy- "I'm the guardian here, Elliy."
Reimu- And?
Elliy- Yes?
Reimu- "We're going to fight right?"
Elliy- "W-well, yes (sweat)"
Yuka- "In a few hours, you'll become a mist of atoms (heart)"
Reimu- "Eeeh!?"
Yuka- "And,"
Reimu- "And?"
Yuka- "I thought it'd be neat if that actually happened (heart)."
Reimu- "Hey!!"
Marisa- "Farewell, Reimu. I pray for your happiness in the next world.
Reimu- "Don't just kill me off (angry)"
Marisa- "Whoops (heart)"
Marisa- "I caught up!"
Yuka- "Oh? And who might you be?"
Marisa- "We just met!!"
Yuka- "Just kidding (heart) And?"
Marisa- "Don't "And?" me!!"